TFS Dragon Ball Z: Abridged Parody Episode 9

Cast

 * MasakoX - Goku, Gohan,
 * Lanipator - Piccolo, Vegeta, Krillin, Mr. Popo, Ricola Guy
 * Takahata101 - Nappa
 * Vegeta3986 - Kami

Featuring

 * LordQuadros - Princess Snake

Music

 * Cha-La-Head-Cha-La Prologue by Shunsuke Kikuchi

Quotes

 * (Nappa sets his sights on Krillin after beating Gohan to the ground)
 * Nappa: Midget's next! (Charges after Krillin)
 * Krillin: (Desperately) My turn! My turn! My turn!
 * (Nappa stops)
 * Vegeta: (Confused) Wha... Nappa, what are you doing?
 * Nappa: It's his turn, Vegeta. I have to wait for him.
 * (Vegeta's nose starts bleeding)
 * Nappa: You okay, Vegeta?
 * Vegeta: Yes, just... just an aneurism out of sheer stupidity.
 * Nappa: Wow! Didn't think you were that stupid, Vegeta.
 * (Vegeta screams in frustration)
 * Vegeta: (Struggling to restrain his temper) 9 minutes, 18 seconds... 9 minutes, 18 seconds...
 * Nappa: What's that, Vegeta?
 * Vegeta: Happiest... moment... of... my life.


 * Nappa: Ooh! A frisbee, Vegeta!
 * Vegeta: (Alarmed) Nappa! NO! It's a trick!
 * Nappa: But Vegeta... tricks are for kids.
 * Vegeta: (Awkward pause) You know what, Nappa? On second thought, catch it. Catch it with your teeth.
 * Nappa: (Delighted) Yay! Like a doggie! Bow--(The disc flies past his face, cutting it) OW!
 * (The disc flies toward a plateau)
 * Mountain Climber: Riiiicolaaaa... (The disc cuts the top of the plateau off, causing it to fall) Oh, GOD DAMN IT! (The top collapses into a pile of rubble)
 * Nappa: (Seeing the cut on his face) Oh no! My face! My precious modeling career! (Remembers having his photo taken for a Vogue magazine)


 * Gohan: Mr. Piccolo!
 * Piccolo: (Dying) Ech....Gohan, come closer. There's...s-something...I have to tell you.
 * Gohan: Is it...that you've always pictured me as a son, because you could never make your own, considering you lack the reproductive organs to produce your own legitimate offspring?
 * Piccolo: Neeeeerrrrrrd.
 * Gohan: Wh-what?
 * Piccolo: Just...shut up, and listen.
 * Gohan: What is it, Mr. Piccolo?
 * Piccolo: Why...didn't...you...DOOOOOOOODGE?!?!! Blech. (dies)




 * Nappa: Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level?
 * Vegeta: (Takes off his scouter) It's... 1006
 * Nappa: Wha, really?
 * Vegeta: Yeah, kick his ass Nappa! (Turns off his scouter)
 * Nappa: YAY! (charges into battle with Goku)
 * (Nappa gets beaten to pulp while Vegeta just stands there)
 * Vegeta: Hm, that doesnt seem right...
 * Nappa: (Faintly in background) My arm doesn't bend that way! My arm doesn't bend that way! (Loud crunch) Oh now it does!
 * Vegeta: Wait wait wait wait... Nappa!
 * (Nappa gets kicked over to him)
 * Nappa: (In pain) WHAAAAAAAT!?
 * Vegeta: I had the scouter upside down. It's over 9000... Rah. (Crushes the scouter)
 * Nappa: (In pain) Why do you sound so bored?!
 * Nappa: (In pain) Why do you sound so bored?!

Trivia

 * Krillin Owned Count: 8 - Krillin is caught in the midst of Nappa's most powerful attack.

Also See

 * Dragon Ball Z Abridged