TFS Dragon Ball Z: Abridged Parody Episode 16

Cast

 * MasakoX - Gohan
 * Lanipator - Vegeta, Krillin, Piccolo
 * KaiserNeko - Zarbon, Namekian children
 * Takahata101 - Dende, Guru
 * LittleKuriboh - Frieza
 * Hbi2k - Nail
 * Antfish - Namekian Villager 1 & 2
 * Megami33 - Bulma
 * GanXingba - Tien Shinhan
 * Vegeta3986 - Yamcha

Featuring

 * Linkara - Namek Village Elder


 * ShadyVox - Namole
 * LordQuadros - Namekian Villager 3

Music

 * Cha-La-Head-Cha-La by Kageyama Hironobu
 * Kenji Yamamoto - A Power That Cannot Be Defied


 * Kenji Yamamoto - The Formidabel Warrior, The Saiyan


 * Pro Scores


 * Metroid Prime 2: Echoes - Title Screen

Trivia

 * Frieza and Zarbon refer to Cui as "Kiwi," which is actually what his name is based on.
 * The full length of this episode exceeds Youtube's time limit (or what was the time limit when it was uploaded). The full version can be seen at teamfourstar.com

Quotes

 * (Zarbon starts having a flashback)
 * Freeza: You know, Zarbon, I'm starting to think my people don't understand what I pay them for.
 * Zarbon: You don't pay us.
 * Freeza: Allow them to live for. I mean first we lose...what was his name?
 * Zarbon: Kiwi?
 * Freeza: Kiwi. Then we lose all of our scouters. And now Dodoria's dead. I'm sorry, but if this sh*t goes any farther south, we're going to hit Space Mexico.
 * Zarbon: What would you want me to do, Lord Freeza?
 * Freeza: Well, what I want you to do is pull up your frilly stockings, tighten your thong, and stop being such a--
 * (snaps out of flashback)
 * Vegeta: Pansy!
 * Zarbon: What?
 * (Zarbon and Vegeta collide)
 * Zarbon: Vegeta! How dare you ram into me while I'm thinking about Lord Freeza and my thong!
 * Vegeta: Yeah, just going to ignore that one entirely.


 * Nail: What is it Lord Guru?
 * Guru: I have a bitch of an itch on my left ass cheek. (Sees Krillin). Nail, there is an albino Namekian standing behind you. Kill it like the rest.
 * Krillin: Uh, actually sir, I'm from Earth.
 * Guru: Kill it like the rest.
 * Krillin: Ahh!
 * Nail: Uh, actually sir, I think he has business here about those people attacking our planet.
 * Krillin: Yeah. We came here looking for help. And I see you have a Dragon Ball up there. Well we're gonna make sure that they don't steal it.
 * Guru: And how is that?
 * Krillin: I'm gonna take it.
 * Nail: Learn your place, Earthling. You have some nerve demanding a Dragon Ball from--
 * Guru: Here, take it. (hands Dragon Ball to Krillin)
 * Nail: I...what?
 * Guru: Just don't steal the TV.
 * Nail: Sir, we...we don't have a television.
 * Guru: Nail, gather the rest of the Dragon Balls and wish for a plasma TV.
 * Nail: Lord Guru, that would be a grievous misuse of their powers.
 * Guru: I'm about to misuse my hand upside your head!

Also See

 * Dragon Ball Z Abridged