Dragon Ball Z: Abridged Parody Episode 10

Summary
The epic battle between Son Goku and Vegeta. This episode was the last one for this season.

Cast

 * MasakoX - Goku, Gohan, Roshi
 * Lanipator - Vegeta, Krillin, Piccolo
 * Takahata101 - Penis Guy, Spock, Ghost Nappa
 * Vegeta3986 - Bojack
 * Hbi2k - Bubbles
 * KaiserNeko - Gregory, King Kai, Yajirobe
 * Megami33 - Bulma
 * Kirbopher15 - Ox-king
 * Whiteash -Launch, Phone Operator
 * Ganxingba - Kirk

Featuring

 * Little Kuriboh - Narrator
 * HAN0N1 - Baby Deer

Special Thanks

 * Kirbopher15 - artwork.

Music

 * Cha-La-Head-Cha-La Prologue by Shunsuke Kikuchi
 * Coming Undone by Korn
 * Garlic Jr.'s Castle by Shunsuke Kikuchi
 * Son Goku to Piccolo Daimao by Shunsuke Kikuchi
 * Nocturne for Orchestra by Hirano Yoshisha
 * Wish Upon the Chaos Emeralds by Hideaki Kobayashi
 * Omae no XXX Ten wo Tarou by Iwasaki Tarou
 * Kuetara, The Grand Line! by Kouhei Tanaka and Shiroh Hamaguchi
 * Ghost Nappa Theme - http://www.megaupload.com/?d=SSR5O0D9

Quotes

 * (Goku has used the Kaioken x3 against Vegeta, and sent him crashing into a plateau)
 * Vegeta: (In pain) This... proves... nothing.
 * Goku: Are you okay in there?
 * Vegeta: (Sarcastically) Yeah, I'm fan-F**kng-tastic... nothing but gumdrops and ice-cream in here.
 * Goku: (Delighted) Oh, really? Can I come in too?
 * Vegeta: (Short pause) I'm surrounded by idiots.
 * Goku: I thought you were surrounded by gumdrops and ice-cream.
 * (Vegeta screams with rage as he destroys the plateau around him)
 * Vegeta: I will not stand for this! I will not be humiliated by a low-class wretch!
 * Goku: Aww, sounds like somebody's got an ice-cream headache!
 * Vegeta: THAT'S IT! EVERYONE DIES! (Launches himself into the air with his purple aura surrounding him, charging a Galick Gun) Say goodbye to your planet, Kakarot!
 * Goku: Well, that's not very nice!
 * Vegeta: OF COURSE NOT! I'M F**KING EVIL!!! GALICK GUN......!
 * Goku: Ooh, did he say Garlic--?
 * Vegeta: RRRRAAAAAAAH!!!
 * Goku: Oh, man! (powers up to Kaio-Ken x3, cupping his hands behind his back for a Kamehameha wave) Kaa...mee....haa....meeee.......
 * Vegeta: FIRE!!
 * Goku: HAAAAA!!!
 * (The two energy waves clash in mid-air)
 * Vegeta: This is the end, Kakarot! You don't stand a chance! I put all my power into this attack. Now perish, with the rest of your pathetic world!
 * Goku: Kaio-Ken.......!
 * Vegeta: (Stunned pause).......no!
 * Goku: Times.....!
 * Vegeta: (as if trying to deter Goku) No, no, no!
 * Goku: FOUR!
 * Vegeta: No, no, no, no, no nonononononono....! (The Kamehameha overpowers Vegeta's Galick Gun and hits him, sending him into the sky) FUUUUUUUUUUUU-- (Disappears in the sky)


 * Vegeta: (Throws the artificial moon into the air) Now watch, Kakarot... as your life becomes inconsequential... (Jumbo-sized tv shows camera moving straight up while focused on Vegeta from the feet up)... as I reveal my giant monkey... (Camera stops in front of Vegeta's crotch; all of the viewers gasp in fear)... form.
 * (Camera moves quickly up to Vegeta's face; everyone watching sighs with relief)
 * Viewer: Thank god, I thought he meant penis!


 * Krillin: (Holding the spirit bomb, and feeling the energy of every living person on Earth inside him) Wow... such power... from every living being on the planet... I can feel it all surging inside of me... every man, woman and child... this... is Planet Earth's very essence... BOOYAH! MOTHER F**KER! (Throws the spirit bomb at Vegeta)
 * Vegeta: (Detects the spirit bomb hurtling towards him) What? What the hell is--?
 * Krillin: ENJOY YOUR STAY IN HELL!
 * (Vegeta jumps to dodge the spirit bomb)
 * Krillin: (Pauses, and curses angrily)
 * (Gohan sees the spirit bomb headed right towards him)
 * Goku: (Speaking telepathically to Gohan) Gohan? Listen... you need to bounce it back at Vegeta...
 * Gohan: Are you sure? I don't think energy works like that.
 * Goku: Don't worry, Gohan... you can do it... you're a good guy.
 * Gohan: (Building up confidence) Oh, well... okay, if you believe in me... then I'll--(Stretches his hands out)
 * Goku: ... or it'll kill you.
 * Gohan: (Alarmed) WHAT?! (The spirit bomb bounces off Gohan's hands with the signature boing sound from the classic Sonic games)
 * Vegeta: (Feeling triumphant) There's nothing left now... your last hope, and you missed. (The spirit bomb moves closer to him) You're all defeated and there isn't a damn thing you can... what smells like deer? (Sees the spirit bomb closing in on him) AAAAAAH! (The spirit bomb hits him, exploding with a bright light) CURSE MY HUBRIS!


 * (Gohan has turned into a giant ape, but is not in control of himself, and is just smashing every thing in sight)
 * Goku: (Speaking to Gohan telepathically again) Gohan... this is daddy... I know you're feeling angry right now, but you have to focus your anger... re-remember Icarus?
 * (Gohan remembers seeing Icarus singing playfully and happily, until he is killed in an explosion)
 * Goku: (Pointing at Vegeta) He did it.
 * (Gohan roars angrily)
 * Vegeta: (Outraged) Oh that's bullsh*t! (Barely dodges a boulder Gohan tried to crush him with) I haven't killed a damn thing since I got to this god-forsaken planet... not for lack of trying, mind you.


 * (Vegeta, beaten and broken, has escaped in his space pod)
 * Vegeta: (Weakly) They've broken my body... I've failed... in my mission to find the dragonballs... I even lost my tail... but at least... it can't get any worse... from here...
 * (His space pod continues flying through space)
 * Ghostly voice: Vegeeeeeeetaaaaaa... Vegeeeeeeetaaaaaaa...
 * Vegeta: Wha... what?
 * Ghost Nappa: (Appears in front of Vegeta) I'm haunting you.
 * Vegeta: NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Trivia

 * In Part 1, there's a flashback to episode 4 when Piccolo destroys the moon. In the episode, Piccolo shouts, "Stop mocking me!" but in the flashback, he just shouts, "Mooooooon!"
 * Krillin Owned Count: 9 - Part 2: Krillin is pummeled into the ground by Vegeta.
 * Krillin Owned Count: 10 - Part 3: Vegeta bitch slaps Krillin down for trying to destroy him with the Spirit Bomb.

Also See

 * Dragon Ball Z Abridged