TFS Dragon Ball Z: Abridged Parody Episode 17

Cast

 * MasakoX - Goku, Gohan
 * Lanipator - Vegeta, Krillin
 * KaiserNeko - Zarbon, King Kai
 * Takahata101 - Dende, Guru
 * LittleKuriboh - Freeza
 * Hbi2k - Nail
 * Megami33 - Bulma
 * Antfish - Random soldier

Featuring

 * xthedarkone - Oran
 * Michael "VegettoEX" LaBrie

Music

 * Cha-La-Head-Cha-La by Kageyama Hironobu

Trivia

 * Zarbon reads the disclaimer for this episode.
 * Before she's knocked over and interrupted by Krillin's abrupt landing, Bulma is humming "Romantic Ageru Yo!", the ending theme for the original Dragon Ball series.
 * Appule appears to be playing Dragon Ball Z: Budokai Tenkaichi 3 on the medical computer, beating up Bardock as revenge for the death of Eachpei.

Quotes

 * Zarbon: Lord Freeza, I really need to use the Space-Skype.
 * Freeza: Zarbon, what could possibly be so important that you need to interrupt me during my call?
 * Zarbon: Well, I need to call my girlfriend.
 * Freeza: Well, I...(to Ginyu) Ginyu, I'll call you back (hangs up). (to Zarbon) Come again?
 * Zarbon: You see, our one year anniversary is coming up and I want to see where she wants to go so we can make reservations early.
 * Freeza: Oh, and all this time I could've sworn you were...never mind.
 * Zarbon: What, you thought I was single?
 * Freeza: Well, no, I just...I thought you were into...uh, you know, it really doesn't matter.
 * Zarbon: Well it matters to me because frankly, it sounds like you thought I was--
 * Orlen: Lord Freeza, Vegeta's broken out of the healing (gets zapped by Freeza) TANK!
 * Freeza: Oh no, that minion died. Could you go fix that? We'll continue this conversation never.
 * Zarbon: Did he say something about Vegeta? (A huge explosion catches their attention.)
 * Freeza: ...Zarbon, who did you leave guarding him?
 * (They reach the healing room and find it wrecked, with a dead Appule on the floor.)
 * Freeza: APPULE?! You left APPULE here?!
 * Zarbon: Well I thought he could handle it!
 * Freeza: Appule couldn't handle a case of raspberry schnapps, much less Vegeta!!


 * King Kai: Hello, Goku? Do you hear me? I swear to God, if this is George Takei again, I'm gonna shove a brick up the Verizon guy's ass.
 * Goku: King Kai?
 * King Kai: Ah, there you are, Goku. I see you're on your way to Namek.
 * Goku: I'm gonna beat someone up.
 * King Kai: Of course you are. But listen, there's someone on Namek that you must absolutely stay away from. You hear me? He's even stronger than Vegeta, and he--
 * Goku: I know.
 * King Kai: What?
 * Goku: I'm gonna beat him up.
 * King Kai: Goku, no. This is nothing like Vegeta. It is much, much worse.
 * Goku: Uh huh....
 * King Kai: He is known throughout the galaxy as the most terrifying and evil person there is.
 * Goku: Really?
 * King Kai: He's conquered hundreds of planets, and slaughtered billions of people.
 * Goku: Eeeeeeee!
 * King Kai: Stop it! Stop getting excited! Now promise me you will not fight him!
 * Goku: Ooh, I can see Planet Namek. No, wait, no, it's fake.
 * King Kai: Goku, seriously. Promise me that under no circumstance will you go anywhere near Frieza.
 * Goku: But King Kai, I--
 * King Kai: Promise me!
 * Goku: Oh, alright. I promise I will absolutely not--click! (making a dial tone noise) ehhhhhhhh....
 * King Kai: What the?
 * Goku: (inhales) ehhhhhhhhhhh....
 * King Kai: He...he hung up on me! How the hell did he even do that? Dammit, I'll call him back.
 * (ringing)
 * King Kai: Goku, I swear to God. I will ride your ass on this one.
 * George Takei: Oh my.
 * King Kai: Dammit Takei!


 * Freeza: Ginyu, hurry up double time. Zarbon really screwed the pooch on this one.
 * Zarbon: Lord Freeza, Vegeta's really giving us a pounding.
 * Freeza: I'm coming, Zarbon; quick, grab my balls.
 * (Freeza ends call)
 * (Ginyu force laughing)


 * Vegeta: (To the tune of "I've Got A Lovely Bunch of Coconuts"):
 * I've got a lovely bunch of Dragon Balls, dododododo,
 * Here they are, all sitting in a bunch, doo doo doo,
 * One star, two star,
 * All as big as my head!
 * I give them a toss,
 * A planet across,
 * That's how Vegeta wins, bye-bye!


 * Vegeta: Now I have 6 counting the one I have hidden near the village. All I have to do now is stay under the radar and not flying around like a jackass saying-
 * Krillin: I GOT A DRAGONBALL!
 * Vegeta: I was going to say "Come and get me Freeza!" but that works too! (Flies off after him)


 * Zarbon: (Desperately seeking Vegeta) This is useless! I'm never going to find him like this! I mind as well hide under a rock. Maybe Lord Freeza won't find me If I lay low and don't fly around like a jackass saying-
 * Vegeta: Come to papa, you bald Bastard.
 * Zarbon:(Spots him flying through the sky) I was going to say "Come and get me Freeza!" but that works too! (Flies off after him.)

Bulma: (Witnessing Zarbon's hideously ugly transformation) KILL IT WITH FIRE!

Also See

 * Dragon Ball Z Abridged