TFS Dragon Ball Z: Abridged Parody Episode 31

Cast

 * KaiserNeko - Turtle, Garlic Jr., Documentary Narrator, Oolong, Korin, Yajirobe
 * Lanipator - Krillin, Piccolo, Popo, Roshi
 * MasakoX - Gohan
 * Takahata101 - Walking Dead Narrator
 * Hbi2k - Nail
 * Remix - Kami
 * Megami33 - Bulma
 * Faulerro - Yamcha
 * Hnilkmik - ChiChi

Featuring

 * K.C. Diya as Maron

Trivia

 * Turtle reads the disclaimer for this episode.
 * Krillin owned count: 29 - Krillin falls for Maron's elaborate scheme of pretending to be his girlfriend in order to get him to confess to insurance fraud.

Quotes

 * Nail: You ever think about buying a house?
 * Piccolo: Oh yeah, let me get right on that with all that money I don't have.
 * Nail: Well, you ever thought about getting a job?
 * Piccolo: I'm a green slug man. No amount of affirmative action is going to get me a job.
 * Nail: If you say so. By the way, that old guy has been standing there for like 15 minutes. Maybe you should say something.
 * Piccolo: Ugh, fine. (To Kami) What do you want, Kami?
 * Kami: Mr. Popo has kicked me off the lookout for the night. Apparently he has a...booty call.
 * (cut to the lookout)
 * Jynx: Jynx! Jynx! Jynx!
 * Mr. Popo: Shut up, bitch! You love it.
 * (back to Kami and Piccolo)
 * Kami: Last time he did this I found five corpses. He laughed when I said "five".
 * Piccolo: Well what do you want from me?
 * Kami: I was hoping I could stay at your house.
 * Piccolo: I don't have a house!
 * Nail: See, what'd I tell you?
 * Piccolo: Shut up, Nail!
 * Kami: Is someone in there?
 * Nail: Hello, Kami!
 * Piccolo: He can't hear you.
 * Kami: Actually I can. (To Nail) Hello, there. Who are you?
 * Nail: I'm Nail. I'm a Namekian Piccolo fused with on Namek.
 * Kami: You do know that technique is forbidden, Piccolo.
 * Piccolo: Your face is forbidden!
 * Nail: ...Sadly that was the best one up here.
 * Piccolo: SHUT IT, NAIL!


 * Krillin: This brunch is delicious, Yajirobe.
 * Yajirobe: Thanks, I cooked everything myself.
 * Maron: So, if you two had babies, would they be little fat men or kitties?
 * Krillin: And we are leaving.
 * Korin: Probably fat kitties.


 * Everyone: Happy birthday!
 * Turtle: Thank you. Thank you all so much for remembering my 1,000th birthday. And for this marvelous cake.
 * Roshi: Isn't that thing kind of a fire hazard?
 * Gohan: Well of course, Turtle. You're our very best friend.
 * Oolong: My birthday was last week and I didn't get a party.
 * Yamcha: You've been there for us from the very beginning.
 * Oolong: Anyone remember when I saved the world from Pilaf?
 * ChiChi: You're like a member of the family, I say.
 * Oolong: Seriously, I live upstairs.

Also see

 * Dragon Ball Z Abridged