Dragon Ball Z: Abridged Parody Episode 3

Cast

 * MasakoX - Goku, Gohan, Roshi
 * Lanipator - Piccolo, Vegeta, Krillin, Mr. Popo, Malchior People
 * Takahata101 - Nappa
 * Vegeta3986 - Radditz, Kami
 * Megami33 - Bulma
 * KaiserNeko - SpeakerGuy, Ambiguously Gay Demon

Featuring

 * GanXingBa - King Yemma
 * KrisRix - ChiChi
 * Kirbopher15 - Ox King

Music

 * Psycho Soundtrack - The Murder
 * Cha-La-Head-Cha-La by Hironobu Kageyama

Quotes

 * Roshi: Well, Goku is passed, but his sacrifice has stopped a great evil. (Krillin takes up Gohan's hat) Thanks to him, our lives can return to peace once mo-
 * Nappa (other end of Raditz's scouter): Raditz?  Raaditz?
 * Roshi: (Krillin and Bulma approach Raditz's corpse) What the hell is that?!
 * Nappa (other end of Raditz's scouter): Guy who's as strong as a Saibaman says what? (Raditz doesn't answer) That usually gets to him.  I think he's dead Vegeta.
 * Vegeta (other end of Raditz's scouter): Big shocker, nobody cares!  We're 10 times stronger than him anyway!  We'll go to Earth, find the Dragon Balls, and kill everyone!  And we'll be there within a year or so...depending on filler of course.
 * Nappa (other end of Raditz's scouter): Aanything else we need to go over, Vegeta?
 * Vegeta (other end of Raditz's scouter): Nnope, that's about it.
 * Roshi: ...welll...fu- (switches to opening sequence)


 * Kami: And so, we need Goku here to get to King Kai's for his masterful training, Lord Yemma.
 * King Yemma: Give me one good reason I should allow this.
 * Kami: Because if you don't... (Points to a line of souls waiting to be judged) That line's going to increase by 6 billion!
 * King Yemma: 6 billion? I'm supposed to be intimidated by 6 billion? Please, I can judge 6 billion souls faster than you take a piss, old man.
 * Kami: (Offended) Y'know, I am the guardian of Earth. Can I please get a little bit more respect here?
 * King Yemma: Big deal. I'm the closest thing to a God in this show...until you get to the Kais. Then I'll be horribly insignificant. I do have a desk though. It's made of Mahogany... (As if in a trance) Mahogany.
 * Kami: Uh, anyway, can we please--?
 * King Yemma: (Yells) SILENCE! (Kami and Goku stare in fear) Mahogany.
 * Kami: (Awkwardly) Um...sir?
 * King Yemma: (Snaps out of it) Wha-WHAT? Oh, uh, sure, whatever...he can go to King Kai's...but he'll have to run on... (Deep voice) SNAKE. WAY! (Dramatic music plays)
 * Goku: (Unphased) Sounds fun.
 * King Yemma: Prepare to be surprised.