TFS Dragon Ball Z: Abridged Parody Episode 27

Cast

 * MasakoX - Goku, Gohan
 * KaiserNeko - King Kai
 * LittleKuriboh - Frieza
 * Lanipator - Piccolo, Vegeta, Krillin
 * Antfish - Vegeta's Spirit Animal 'Orpheus'
 * Ganxingba - Tenshinhan
 * Bill Murray - Yamcha

Music

 * Kageyama Hironobu - Cha-la-Head-Cha-la
 * Kenji Yamamoto - Desperate Situation
 * Kenji Yamamoto - Bukimi na Shizukasa
 * Shunsuke Kikuchi - Kyoufu no Ginyu Tokusentai
 * Shunsuki Kikuchi - Tenka Wakeme no Chou-Kessen
 * Shunsuke Kikuchi - Mishiranu Kyoui
 * Shunsuke Kikuchi - Kaibutsu Freezer VS Densetsu no Suupa Saiya-jin
 * Kenji Yamamoto - The Formidable Opponent, The Saiyan
 * The Scorpions - Rock You Like A Hurricane

Trivia

 * Vegeta reads the disclaimer for this episode. This makes him the first character to read it twice.

Quotes

 * (Vegeta saves Gohan from Frieza's attack)
 * Krillin: I couldn't even follow that attack. It was almost instantaneous.
 * Vegeta: Yep, just gonna stand here and keep bein' awesome.
 * Piccolo: There's nothing we can do against that kind of power.
 * Vegeta: Uh, hello? Awesome. Right here.
 * Gohan: We're all gonna die!
 * Vegeta: You know what? All of you better duck. Because I'm about to turn left, and I don't wanna smack you with my dick.
 * Frieza: Oh look at you Vegeta, you're really going to fight me? Well not really fight, more like flailing angrily.
 * Vegeta: Make your jokes while you can Frieza! because I can now see the peak of your power! While I'm only beginning to tap into mine!
 * Frieza: I feel like we been here before. Have we been here before?
 * Vegeta:You see I've have finally realized the legend!
 * Frieza:Oh my God! It is happening again!
 * Vegeta:That's right! You're not dealing with the average Saiyan warrior anymore Frieza! I, Vegeta have finally become...The Legendary Super Saiyan!
 * Frieza: Ok Seriously? First off Super Saiyan, what is that? What even is that? I'll tell you what it is ,It's just some stupid legend passed by your filthy monkey ancestors around a camp fire like it was their own dung! Let me tell you Vegeta, I don't deal in legends,I deal in facts and here's a fact: by the end of this, you are going to be crying like a little...Bitch!
 * Vegeta: Bitch! You just jealous of my Super Saiyan swagger!
 * Frieza: Oh for F@#k sake.

Vegeta: Yes! I have him on the ropes! All he can do is dodge me!

Frieza: (Thinking to himself) God, Zarbon's dead. Dodria's dead. the Ginyus are dead, this is been one giant mess! It's just like the jockstrap incident and only now I don't have Ginyu around to dig the holes.


 * Frieza:So are we done playing children's game Vegeta or do I have to tickle you? Eh? Eh? Cuchie coo? Cuchie-Cuchie Cuchie coo?
 * Vegeta:I'm going to blow you up! We'll see how you stand to everything I've got! Take my Super Saiyan BLAST! (Fires a huge energy blast)
 * Frieza:(Thinking to himself) Oh, I should probably send the Ginyu's Family something. Perhaps a wine or giftbasket? (Kicks Vegeta's blast toward outer space) Or maybe giftbaskets with wine.
 * Vegeta:W-what? How-How is that? God!
 * Frieza: See? It's like I told you, Vegeta. Like a bitch.
 * Vegeta: (holding back tears) Shut up!
 * Frieza: Oh my god, you actually are crying.
 * Vegeta: (voice cracking) I'm not crying! I'm mad!
 * Frieza: Honestly, now I just feel bad. Usually I just blow up whatever's in my way but with you, I've gotten kind of attached. It's sort of like putting down Old Space Yeller.
 * Krillin: (off-screen) How is that a thing?!


 * Goku: So are you that "Freezer" guy?
 * Frieza: I am Lord Frieza, yes.
 * Goku: Awesome! I'mma deck you in the schnoz.
 * (Frieza drops Vegeta)
 * Vegeta: Ow.
 * Frieza: I'm sorry, that's a new one. Uh, who are you excatly?
 * Goku: I'm Goku. I'm insane. From Earth.
 * Frieza: (blank stare)
 * Vegeta: He means "Saiyan".
 * Frieza: Oh between you and the Namekian I think I lost my touch of genocide.
 * Goku: (To Vegeta) What's wrong Vegeta? Did Freezer do this to you?
 * Frieza: Oh look! He's all concerned. I'm impressed Vegeta! You managed to make a friend.
 * Vegeta:(Weakily) Hate you. Hate you both.
 * Frieza: Unfortunately Vegeta and I were having a disagreement. He wanted himself to live and well I didn't.
 * Goku: Why do you want to die?
 * Frieza: No! I-I meant I want him to die-
 * Goku: Is it cause you look weird?
 * Frieza: WHAT!?
 * Goku: Oh you know you got that big head, those weird lips and that tail. (Frieza gets angry and fires a beam at Goku and Goku deflects it) And you don't have ears.
 * Frieza: Ok no! (Fires multiple beams at Goku and Goku deflects them all)
 * Goku: And to top it all off, you're really kind of a jerk.
 * Frieza: And apparently this is now happening. ( To Vegeta) Vegeta Explain! (Vegeta laughs) What are you-
 * Vegeta: You see Frieza? You aren't dealing with the average Saiyan warrior anymore.
 * Frieza: (Angrily) Oh my God!
 * Vegeta: He has risen above and become a legend,the legend that you fear. He's become a Super Sai-(Frieza fires a beam at Vegeta) YAN! ( Gets hit and falls down)
 * Goku: (Gasps) Vegeta!
 * Frieza: No,seriously you have no idea how old that got.

Also see

 * Dragon Ball Z Abridged