TFS Dragon Ball Z: Abridged Parody Episode 20

Cast

 * MasakoX - Gohan
 * Lanipator - Vegeta, Krillin
 * Takahata101 - Super Kami Guru, Dende
 * LittleKuriboh - Frieza
 * KaiserNeko - Burter, Commercial announcer
 * GanXingba - Jeice, Recoome
 * Antfish - Ginyu
 * Hbi2k - Nail

Featuring

 * hundreds of dedicated fans as the audience

Music

 * You Yamazaki - Sanjou!! Ginyu Tokusentai!!
 * Megas XLR - Harsh Life (2)
 * Doom - Evil Horde - Hangarmageddon (Best version of E1M1)
 * Rick Derringer - I am a Real American
 * Kenji Yamamoto - Yushi no Gaisen
 * English Dragonball GT Intro

Trivia

 * Recoome reads the disclaimer for this episode.
 * Krillin Owned Count: 12 - Recoome hits Krillin with a Recoome Kick.

Quotes

 * (Krillin is on the ground, paralyzed from Recoome's Recoome Kick)
 * Gohan: Krillin!
 * Krillin: (Delirious) Hello, Gohan, have you done your homework? 'Cause if you don't, Chichi will KICK my ass...
 * Gohan: ...A-Are you okay?!
 * Krillin: Yeah. Seems he threw my nervous system out of whack there. Can't quite feel the pain... (Pause) There it is... (Moans meekly)
 * 
 * Guru: Nail! Our visitors from Earth require your assistance. You must go help them.
 * Nail: Lord Guru, that would leave you totally unguarded.
 * Guru: No. I would have Dende.
 * Dende: Please don't leave me alone with him.
 * Guru: He is the third strongest of our kind.
 * Nail: Lord Guru, there are only three of us left.
 * Guru: Dende, how does it feel to be the bronze medal?
 * Dende: Like everyone I know and love is dead.
 * Guru: (singing) Every party needs a pooper, that's why they invited you. Party pooper! Party pooperrrrr!
 * Nail: Lord Guru--
 * Guru: Why are you still here?!



Ginyu: And one more makes seven.

Frieza: 'Ah Ginyu! I should have called you from the beginning.

Ginyu: Thank you sir. Now in celebration, I shall commence the "Dance of Joy"!

Frieza: Oh no no, that won't be necessarily.

Ginyu: It is entirely necessarily!

Frieza: Uh no really you don't have to-

Ginyu: Actually I do. I'm contractually obligated under your Father to dance the "Dance of Joy" for every successful missions.

Frieza: Uh Proceed. (Captain Ginyu starts dancing)

(Later)

Ginyu: And that ends the "Dance of Joy".

Frieza: Uh thank God. Now let's wish me some immortality.

Ginyu: Not quite yet Lord Frieza. Lastly I must complete the "Daddy's Little Princess Dance"!

Frieza: My Father would command no such thing!

Ginyu: You are correct Lord Frieza.

Frieza: Very well-

Ginyu: It was your "Brother". ( Frieza lets out a frustrated yell.)

(Later)

Ginyu: All Done.

Frieza: All right, so your done with all of your dances?

Ginyu: Yes sir!

Frieza: We can wish for my immortality now?

Ginyu: Of Course!

Frieza: Fantastic. Now, "Dragonballs"! "Grant my Wish"! "Make me Lord Frieza, Immortal"! (Frieza waits but nothing happens)

Ginyu: Umm, I don't think it worked.

Frieza: But-but why not? Those Village Elders explecessily told me there were only seven balls that I need many to bring them together to grant my wish! So What The Hell!?

Ginyu: Perhaps there's a password.

Frieza: A password? But I killed them all. There's no one left to tell me! I've lost my wish!

Ginyu: Might I suggest a Dance to cheering you up?

Frieza: (Sighs) Proceed.

Also see

 * Dragon Ball Z Abridged