TFS Dragon Ball Z: Abridged Parody Episode 14

Cast

 * MasakoX - Goku, Gohan
 * Lanipator - Krillin
 * KaiserNeko - Zarbon, Cargo
 * LittleKuriboh - Frieza
 * Hbi2k - Dr. Briefs
 * Takahata101 - Village Elder Moori, Dende
 * Antfish - Dodoria

Featuring

 * TehExorcist - Namekian Warriors
 * WhipOfAlchemy - Panti (Mrs. Briefs)

Music

 * Cha-La-Head-Cha-La by Kageyama Hironobu
 * Shunsuke Kikuchi - Saiya-jin Kitaru
 * Kenji Yamamoto - The Curtain Rises on the Battle
 * Shunsuke Kikuchi - Kyoufu no Ginyu Tokusentai
 * King Palmer - Holiday Playtime

Quotes

 * Krillin: Alright Gohan. Keep your power level down.

Gohan: Well I’m trying but I can’t seem to get it as low as yours Krillin. Krillin: But I haven’t even- I mean… yeah. Like me. Gohan: Hey Krillin, look. The Dragon Balls. Krillin: Wow, those things are huge. AC/DC be damned. Jeeze, these aliens are scary. Especially that one in the front. It looks like a total fag. Gohan: Krillin! Krillin: What? A freaky alien genotype. What’d you think I meant? Gohan: Ohh, I thought you were calling him a derogatory term for homosexual. ​​Krillin: THAT THING’S A GUY!?!?




 * Namekian Warrior: We're here to stop this senseless slaughter of our people.
 * Freeza: 92
 * Namekian Warrior: This has gone on for too long. And now, you're going to pay.
 * Freeza: 355
 * Namekian Warrior: We are...we...what are you--
 * Freeza: No, go on. Continue. Don't mind me.
 * Namekian Warrior: And...we are the ones who will stop you.
 * Freeza: Ooh, wow. 419
 * Namekian Warrior: That's...what the hell are you doing?
 * Freeza: Oh sorry, it's a little hobby of mine. I hear these heroic speeches so wearily often, so I started making a mental list of how times I've heard certain lines.
 * Namekian Warrior: You...you insane bastard.
 * Freeza: 190
 * Namekian Warrior: Yeah?...well...uh...we're going to...f*ck your face!
 * Freeza: Ohoho my! 12.


 * Zarbon: (Noticing Frieza's men being pummeled by the newly arrived Namekians) Sir, they seem to be stronger than we thought.
 * Freeza: Oh how cute, they can hide their little power levels.
 * (An explosion goes off nearby, followed by screams of agony from the last of Frieza's men)
 * Dodoria: (A little concerned) And they're killing our guys...
 * Freeza: Oh we have more of those things back at the ship. It's not like we're losing anything valuable.


 * Goku: This ship is awesome! Now, where's that button that makes blueberry muffins?
 * Dr. Briefs: There is no button like that. I never even considered that.
 * Goku: Are you sure? It'd be really nice to wake up in the morning, push a button, and have muffins. That'd be great. Wink wink.
 * Dr. Briefs: Dammit, there is no muffin button!


 * Freeza: Oh just one more question, could you point us in the direction of the next village? You seemed to have destroyed our scouters.
 * Namekian Elder: That wasn't part of our deal!
 * Freeza: And 500!

Also See

 * Dragon Ball Z Abridged