Dragon Ball Z: Abridged Parody Episode 2

Cast

 * MasakoX - Goku, Gohan, Roshi
 * Lanipator - Piccolo, Krillin, Phil Ken Sebben, Mountain Climber
 * Vegeta3986 - Radditz
 * Megami33 - Bulma
 * KaiserNeko - Ambiguous Voice

Music

 * The Atonement by Michiru Oshima
 * Cha-La-Head-Cha-La by Hironobu Kageyama

Quotes

 * Goku: (As he and Piccolo are on the route to rescue Gohan from Raditz) Hey Piccolo, mind if I ask you something?
 * Piccolo: What is it?
 * Goku: You're not human either, right?
 * Piccolo: Yeah...?
 * Goku: And your dad spit you out as an egg, right?
 * Piccolo: What about it?
 * Goku: Are... are you a Yoshi?
 * Piccolo: (Sarcastically) YES, Goku. I'm a green fucking dinosaur.
 * Goku: (Completely unaware of Piccolo's sarcasm) Can... can I ride you?
 * (Piccolo growls in annoyance)


 * (Goku has Raditz in a full nelson to keep him away from Gohan)
 * Goku: Piccolo!
 * Piccolo: (Charging his attack) Ready!
 * Goku: Good! Just remember to give me a signal before you fire that thing! I'm right behind him!
 * Piccolo: (Sarcastically) Oh, sure... I'll give you a signal... it'll be the last signal you EVER GET! (Laughs maniacally)
 * Goku: (Completely oblivious to Piccolo's lie) Well, okay, as long as we're clear on that.
 * Piccolo: (Ready to fire) Makansap... Makakasapap... Makasapo... Oh, the HELL with it! Special Beam CANNON! (Fires)
 * Goku: (As the beam fires towards him and Raditz) Is that what you're gonna yell out when you-- (Beam impales the both of them) OH GOD!
 * Mountain Climber: (From a distant mountain) Riiiiicolaaaaa... (Beam strikes mountain where climber is, causing it to explode) YAAAAAAAAAAH!
 * (Raditz and Goku hit the ground hard)
 * Raditz: (Dying) Damn it... and there's no way I could have gotten out of there...
 * Piccolo: Y'know, you could have flown.
 * Raditz: DAMN YOU, HINDSIGHT! Blech... (Dies)


 * (Goku is about to succumb to his fatal wound)
 * Krillin: Goku! You can't die! Here, I brought a senzu bean!
 * Goku: (Dying) I don't think that's gonna work.
 * Krillin: Why not?
 * Goku: I sort of have a hole in my esophagus...
 * Krillin: Wait... then how are you breathing?
 * (Goku exhales one last time before dying; tragic music begins)
 * Krillin: Goku? Goku? (Sees Goku is dead) Holy crap... I'm not the first person to die in this series! (Tragic music stops with a record scratch)
 * Master Roshi: Krillin!
 * Krillin: What?
 * Master Roshi: Too soon!


 * Goku: ''(On his back after beating from Raditz) Gohan, use Headbutt! (Gohan breaks from ship and hits Raditz)
 * Pokemon Screen: It's Super Effective (As Pokemon music in the background)

Trivia

 * Krillin's first "Too Soon" moment.
 * Krillin Owned Count: 2 - Krillin is berated by Master Roshi for trying to play the same blame game on him that Goku did on Krillin previously.